Specifications - Version 1
Gulp. There are a lot of open manholes out there. Tread with caution lest you get consumed. Some of the movies being screened seem to dwell on ones single status. The inspiration for this post comes from "My super ex-girlfriend" and "Pyar ke side effects" (Both viewable, the 1st one far more realistic)
So what does the single 30 something male do to ensure that he avoids the pitfalls and maladies that seem to afflict the less fortunate members of his species. Quite honestly I dont know. My being where I am is largely based on good luck and fortune!!
Oh for all you hotties who saw the title (yes boys the web stats show they come here by the dozen) and were hoping to get an insite to kind of specs that we look for, my apologies. The truth is I dont have a clue. This one is going to adopt a reverse psychology route, which seems to work (or hopelessly fail, based on your perspective) for me. Fellas we need a list of things that definitely dont work for us. The 'no brainers' as we ought to refer to them. They are called red cards on the footer field. My trained observation skills and native intelligence came up with these:
1) Girls who keep saying "maybe" or "perhaps". They know, they just wont tell and yes I agree the damn issue is not obvious. Do not touch with a barge pole lads, you will get scalded. The issue is this behaviour does not surface till you sunk it quite a bit into the quick sand. Once you hear the familar ring, grab something and extricate yourself. The risk of not doing this is suffocation once completely engulffed. If you find that your completely sunk before this piece came to the press do not blame me (its taken time and experience chaps). Instead take a course in reading between the lines. 'Perhaps' things wont be so bad......get the drift?
2) Shirt pickers. Dudes if you have come this far my deepest condolences. "You will look so cute in this pastel green...or lilac..." Yughhh; gimme my blues, whites, cheques and stipes please. Burning the pastel shirt while doing the laundary dosent help. Pretty soon you wont be picking any of your shirts for yourself my man (did I say man?). Well the 'manly' thing to do is 'run'!! Yep sounds like an oxymoron (better than the moronic existance me thinks) but break out of jail and bolt!! Trust me on this one. The girls actually like the blues, whites, chqs and stripes. Cant help but notice all the 'looks' I get when I wear my black and white striped shirt, am sure you all share this experience. The pastel is probably some deep hidden territory marking system.
3) Yes girls. I am not sure about this one, but have a sneaking suspicion about the phenomena. Sweet enough to give you diabeties. The ones that portray you as an angle. Lets face it, you know that its not true. Is it a trap? The lull before the storm? Maybe, maybe not. But even if not I worry that these creatures have threshold tolerence limits. White over, come black... and the long dark night begins. You may blame this one on paronia, but one cant be too carefull!!
On this dark note I close this version. Boys just one of us cant put a comprehensive list together. Need your inputs. Unite in the name of self preservation!!!
So what does the single 30 something male do to ensure that he avoids the pitfalls and maladies that seem to afflict the less fortunate members of his species. Quite honestly I dont know. My being where I am is largely based on good luck and fortune!!
Oh for all you hotties who saw the title (yes boys the web stats show they come here by the dozen) and were hoping to get an insite to kind of specs that we look for, my apologies. The truth is I dont have a clue. This one is going to adopt a reverse psychology route, which seems to work (or hopelessly fail, based on your perspective) for me. Fellas we need a list of things that definitely dont work for us. The 'no brainers' as we ought to refer to them. They are called red cards on the footer field. My trained observation skills and native intelligence came up with these:
1) Girls who keep saying "maybe" or "perhaps". They know, they just wont tell and yes I agree the damn issue is not obvious. Do not touch with a barge pole lads, you will get scalded. The issue is this behaviour does not surface till you sunk it quite a bit into the quick sand. Once you hear the familar ring, grab something and extricate yourself. The risk of not doing this is suffocation once completely engulffed. If you find that your completely sunk before this piece came to the press do not blame me (its taken time and experience chaps). Instead take a course in reading between the lines. 'Perhaps' things wont be so bad......get the drift?
2) Shirt pickers. Dudes if you have come this far my deepest condolences. "You will look so cute in this pastel green...or lilac..." Yughhh; gimme my blues, whites, cheques and stipes please. Burning the pastel shirt while doing the laundary dosent help. Pretty soon you wont be picking any of your shirts for yourself my man (did I say man?). Well the 'manly' thing to do is 'run'!! Yep sounds like an oxymoron (better than the moronic existance me thinks) but break out of jail and bolt!! Trust me on this one. The girls actually like the blues, whites, chqs and stripes. Cant help but notice all the 'looks' I get when I wear my black and white striped shirt, am sure you all share this experience. The pastel is probably some deep hidden territory marking system.
3) Yes girls. I am not sure about this one, but have a sneaking suspicion about the phenomena. Sweet enough to give you diabeties. The ones that portray you as an angle. Lets face it, you know that its not true. Is it a trap? The lull before the storm? Maybe, maybe not. But even if not I worry that these creatures have threshold tolerence limits. White over, come black... and the long dark night begins. You may blame this one on paronia, but one cant be too carefull!!
On this dark note I close this version. Boys just one of us cant put a comprehensive list together. Need your inputs. Unite in the name of self preservation!!!
penned by Sanjay at 12:46 PM
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