Miss Palanpur...and children of a lesser God

Miss Palanpur ..Ms Palanpur chants the big B...
Big on beauty is she.. 150 gaon me se log aaye the usse dekhne...

Walked into the arena did we. Venue ...err maybe best if we sub with the imagenary planet Vulcan (Even that will not be far enough for me perhaps..).

Aaiye aaiye, moun meetha keejiye.... Anita ne Miss Palanpur ka competiton jeet liya hai...
...lekin kahan hai woh....arre woh to wahin per hai aap hi marker se baat karne chale gaye the...

A brief negotiation with the marker and back to change into my dancing shoes....
....."You are a disgusting man and do not know how to speak to a woman"....."How dare you speak to me like that???.... Miss Palanpur...Ms Palanpur...
Descrete enquiry from yours truely reveals that the poor man was asking if he could take a table
"What am I saying, I am asking for table...you do not own...err...Vulcan. Why cant you move..why are you shouting??"
"Arre; again your shouting...are you a member" "I do not want to speak to you....please take your table and go away from here" then to me:"What an idiot..how can he behave like this"..I tried to pretend that I did not exist..not the best impersonation I have done..
"A very old member.. you can go complain ...and dont shout"
"I dooo nooot want to speak to you goo F*** %$#".....Sabhi bahut taarif kar rahe the hamaari Anita ki....
"You @@@@@@"
....ab tak Vulcan gaon ke bacche sab khushi khushi apne beech : "Happy friendship day pal, happy freindship day Uncle, happy friendship day Miss Palanpur"

Insanity it seems...has got me by my soul to squeeze.

Agle saal bollywood mein ayegi...
....Miss Palanpur...Ms palanpur