My latest application
Dearest Director Iyer (or shall I say Dean or professor)
It was love at first site saar. That is how I am able to describe the 'sen'sation that I personally have experienced while I have been granted the privilige to chance upon your acadumby.
As a humble desciple I pray that you grant me addmission and allow me to roam the campus and imbibe the values that you preach. I am sure that I will come away a better being with a cleaner soul.
As a token (in lieu of anticipated addmission) I am taking the liberty of adding a link to your esteemed page from my rag. This way if nothing else is achieved it will at least distract and possibly deliver those lost souls that I count amongst my avid fans (at this point the population nos 1 human and 1 very silly wolf).
Do not ask me to take the link off saar. I am very bad at filling addmission applications and fear I might have goofed up. Last year 1 applied to quite a few august "American Universities" for a sabattical. Unfortunately they all returned the money back.
The education that I aquire at your doorstep, I shall put to excellent use. Already I am learning and hope to be worthy of conversion soon. If not now I pray that in my next lifetime I am born an Iyer. I would not hesitate to end my life and begin the new chapter; but this I postpone on account of wanting to keenly follow the progress of one Theiyery Henry (probably the greatest of them all).
I do have so much more to say, but like a good student I do not wish to monopolise your time with my shallow thoughts.
Yours in the making..
Sanjay
Others who wish to apply may visit: http://iyerospace.blogspot.com/
Please note I am guessing limited seats available and you will be behind me in the wating list.
It was love at first site saar. That is how I am able to describe the 'sen'sation that I personally have experienced while I have been granted the privilige to chance upon your acadumby.
As a humble desciple I pray that you grant me addmission and allow me to roam the campus and imbibe the values that you preach. I am sure that I will come away a better being with a cleaner soul.
As a token (in lieu of anticipated addmission) I am taking the liberty of adding a link to your esteemed page from my rag. This way if nothing else is achieved it will at least distract and possibly deliver those lost souls that I count amongst my avid fans (at this point the population nos 1 human and 1 very silly wolf).
Do not ask me to take the link off saar. I am very bad at filling addmission applications and fear I might have goofed up. Last year 1 applied to quite a few august "American Universities" for a sabattical. Unfortunately they all returned the money back.
The education that I aquire at your doorstep, I shall put to excellent use. Already I am learning and hope to be worthy of conversion soon. If not now I pray that in my next lifetime I am born an Iyer. I would not hesitate to end my life and begin the new chapter; but this I postpone on account of wanting to keenly follow the progress of one Theiyery Henry (probably the greatest of them all).
I do have so much more to say, but like a good student I do not wish to monopolise your time with my shallow thoughts.
Yours in the making..
Sanjay
Others who wish to apply may visit: http://iyerospace.blogspot.com/
Please note I am guessing limited seats available and you will be behind me in the wating list.
penned by Sanjay at 8:29 PM
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